What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?
My POP is bigger than yours!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open 'til Christmas!
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter "Y"!
What do angry mice send to each other in December?
Cross mouse cards!
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
You get "Tinsel"-itis!
"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?"
"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them."
What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A turkey!
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A list of everything you want!
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrr!
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